February 18, 2020
Legit, out here trippin'. • Cut it out ladies (aka "Hawaii $50mil). • Dammitt Nature!...you suck.
February 11, 2020
Bi**** shut up (my 1st thought). • Gayle King's kinda trippin'...but so are we. • From victim to asshole real quick. • Florida...hold my beard. • Bad-eww.
February 4, 2020
Today in post-racial America. • Take it easy there, OJ. • You're A Jerk, Part 2 (A New Hope). • Damn Nature!...Hey lady, have a nut. • So what you sayin?
January 28, 2020
Kentucky takes another L. • Grammy talk. • When life gives you lizards, make lizard tacos.
January 21, 2020
Then they went to White Castle. • This is what happens when you name a city after Columbus. • Let your thumbs get your teeth knocked clean out. • 40-Inch SKIMS
January 14, 2020
McDonald's served the coffee with no hog. • Take it from Kev...if you don't wanna do stuff, you have to commit to that sh*t. • Damn Nature!... you horny. • So, everyone is a Narcissist? • What's in a name?
December 24, 2019
Silence ya ol' Team-America-puppet lookin' a**. • Meanwhile, the Hollywood Foreign Press still snickers immaturely when they say, "Golden Globes." • Macklemore: "I've been working hard on this magic sh*t." • Florida Mayng. • Cam'ron still throwing shade at Jay.
December 17, 2019
The twerk heard around the world. • What in the wide world of white privilege? • Damn G. • Damn Nerd News!...I'll throw a TV at you crazy. • Flight of the Penis Fish.
December 10, 2019
And you're giving Georgia Clark her job back? Suck it Texas. • Andrew & Bradley go to White Castle (aka wasn't this a Beastie Boys' lyric?). • Lemur gone... • Snake ladies are still better than cat ladies. • Facts 1000.
December 3, 2019
You're a jerk. • Trump 2020...Make America Great Again Again. OLD NEWS! • It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise. • Stingrays trying to let you know it's fall. • Nerd News: The meta-buck-fifty.
November 26, 2019
Featuring the homie Dennis Burch.
Lord have mercy [on your GPA]. • WTF? Can't we all just get along? • That's so Reddit. • Is he dead? -Wu-Tang • Streets is watchin.
November 19, 2019
Featuring the homie Dennis Burch.
T.I. out here trippin. • Kev has never been more ashamed. • May the Space Force be with you. • Has he "not been identified" because everyone in blackface looks the same? • The end of an era...a very creepy era.
November 12, 2019
Louisiana Supreme Court out here trippin'. • War is necessary. • I don't wanna leave the house. • The bicycle seat version of Falling Down/The Joker. • Damn Nature!...Here comes the brand new flava in ya ear...
November 5, 2019
Kanye this, Kanye that. • Transracial? Rapper? Also...Kanye's out here much trippin'. • Damn Nature? Out here trippin?' Just gross?
October 29, 2019
Look who's burning. • Request line (yeah...we're gonna talk about this). • A Florida man...911 is a joke. • What happened to house parties? • I kinda feel like this was his way out... • SHOUT OUTS - The Champs are here...a different type of Florida guy.
October 22, 2019
Hillary Clinton vs Everybody. • Dem Debates. • LeBron rant, China. • Impressed? or terrified? • Get on the stick homie / Millenial crime fail.
October 15, 2019
The 6ix9ine of affirmative action. • A Florida man. Seems like something Kev & Traumatix would applaud. • How Sway? How Sway? Wi-Fi code = Guest. • Nerd News: Get out and run you lazy pig!!! • The US President's whereabouts could not be accounted for at the time of the burglary. • Fontucky...the Florida of California.
October 8, 2019
A discussion about the legal system. • Truth or Lies? Continuing the subject of women out here killin it... • Stacey Hands. • Here’s to the crazy ones... • Hey lady...have a ball / T-Bagged by a Camel!
October 1, 2019
This how butthurt you get about being called "racist"? • "Jew chink" you can just sweet talk your way out of this round eye? • My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. • Damn Nature!...Glass houses and whatnot/Monkey had business!
September 24, 2019
Blackface and you...a brief, yet in-depth study. • Trek Life defends Lord Jamar... • 6nitch9ine. • Yeah you took out the G cuz the G ain't in you...OLD NEWS!
September 17, 2019
Hey BahBeeQ Becky...hold my beeeyah. • Live from The Crimson White. • But nah... you're on that Bible fan-fiction. • Deacon weed cookie. • Devil In A Snitch Jacket.
September 10, 2019
King Taco. • Trademark thief. • Retail devils. • Maybe he was just being ironic. • Damn Nature!...Nah, you stupid. • The big OG using his super powers.
September 3, 2019
Jerri Kelly out here trippin'. • Sigh...Kev...get your folks... (an extended discussion on "Establishment" Rap...aka RVPxSÜꓘZ). • This is why I hate Yelp.
August 27, 2019
Jean Cramer out here trippin'. • Political groups disguised as Neighborhood Watch. • Jay-Z this, Jay-Z that. • Yeah...I'll get on that A$AP. • Nerd News: Sarai in the near future. • The "fu*k-it" award goes to... (aka By The Time I Get To Arizona).
August 20, 2019
Great vengeance and furious anger (aka #IAmSamJackson). • Keep that energy in GP homie. • Long John Silver’s drops Fox News after Tucker Carlson said white supremacy’s a ‘Hoax’. • Kim K wouldn't do this. • Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn oh hell naw nature!