September 14, 2021
"Catch the Magic in your Johnson" -Grand Puba • Hopefully science can figure out how to turn white tears into drinking water (aka Watch a racist count to four). • My dwellin' is swellin'. • The debut of "Sakoda 1s."
August 24, 2021
When in doubt, blame the black guy... • The whole internet also gotta chill.
August 17, 2021
Party over here, F you over there!!! • Took a DNA test, turns out you clowns are just 100% bit*h. • Damn Nature!...Get off my back lady.
August 10, 2021
In addition to a discussion of Pringles, mismatched shoes, and De La Soul's big news, topics included...
How to spend your stimmy like a champ. • This hero put the "magic" in Magic Kingdom.
August 3, 2021
Djoke's on you djack! • And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog.
July 27, 2021
That planet ain't gonna fit in your forehead either. • Airdrop, Airsoft, someone punk kid gonna get popped. • Seriously...let's talk about the vaccination.
July 20, 2021
Followed by the world's most expensive diarrhea. • Thinking way outside the bun. • That means it's all stepped on, dig me?
July 13, 2021
The Egregious-est. • 1/2 a bar: Shart Week.
July 6, 2021
The gold medal for hypocrisy goes to...
June 22, 2021
Everybody has a plan... • Cowards like you just get they whole body laced up, with critical race theory and such.
June 15, 2021
Maybe you just need to bathe. • 1/2 a bar: Jeffrey tEWWWbin. • Ex girl to the next girl.
June 8, 2021
Blame the soundman. • New F'in Low.
June 1, 2021
Tryna sound like Amerikkka's Most, you could yell all day but you don't come close. • Coop-A-Loop by a scoop of poop. • Was this measured by body weight?
May 25, 2021
The Quincy Jones of overstatement. • Snot nose punk. • He wasn't ready for the kick back.
May 18, 2021
Let the music take your mind...just release and you will find. • Quintuple turd score. • Oh baby I like it RAW...
May 4, 2021
It ain't racist, but it is hella racist.
April 27, 2021
GI Jerkoff. • Fumble on the play. • No one cares Linnie.
April 20, 2021
She's about as smart as a crochet condom. • Trey Songz is a one-man Florida. • Damn Nature!...You gross.
April 13, 2021
Big Clowns don't chill with little clowns. • Show me the MONEY! • That One time...
March 16, 2021
Really?! • Stay Classy Texas.
March 9, 2021
Unchecked self-hate. • Let's cancel the word cancel...
March 2, 2021
Let's give her a big hand! • Smalltown funk. • Damn Nature!...Alligators don't need to be pet.
February 23, 2021
Cancun gotta build a wall. • More solid racist parenting. • MasturBates Motel.
February 16, 2021
Sigh...I'm out of words on this one. • When the rebellion is the empire. • This is just solid racist parenting.